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Swamp-ass-man

Remember to wipe honey!

Swamp ass is a common condition in which the ass crack and crotch becomes overly moist, sweaty, and stinky from one or all of the following: - sweating on a hot day - not bathing enough - long day of work, sports, play - incomplete wipe due to rush or laziness

The crack will often feel squishy, wet, unpleasant, and itchy. It is recommended to take a bath with soap to sanitize the condition.Example:

After a long day of moving furniture. "I need to go home and take a shower before I get swamp ass."

Most commonly found in the USA.
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I dare you to smell it. SMELL IT!!!111!11ELEVEN!!!!111!!1

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