A machine/zombie thing that issues ban warnings and receives messages back about these bans despite not being able to answer them. Occassionally posts in threads for no apparent reason other than to derail a thread or to scare the crap out of people on Bungie.net. He is the reason for most of the bans on Bungie.net, as well as trolling Bungie via leaking the source code for Marathon onto the interwebs.
Continuing my slow crawl towards infinity.
He enjoys long walks on the beech, dogs, annoying people, and laughing at the reactions when people go "Oh &%^%#$! I've been banned!"
He is a disembodied soul that was disembodied by Bungie.net and forced to protect and serve it, he is friends with many mods and refuses to answer anyone back.